
These images were originally intended as an April Fools prank, but, I decided that it would be too mean to get peoples' hopes up, so I held off for a few days. But here is the fruit of an hour's worth of daydreaming and some helpful suggestions from DangerCocktail:


I mean seriously, if this was real, wouldn't you wanna go?

And finally, the mock up of the drink menu. I think it turned out to be surprisingly drinkable for gainer oriented cocktails (and I think I should seriously consider opening a bar...).

Wouldn't that have been a cruel prank? lol Hope you guys enjoy the ridiculousness.